Colleen Apr 29, 2019 2 min Dead birdies, chicken nuggets, and other intense topics Shit got REAL this weekend. First, I took the girls to Shake Shack after they patiently let me shop in Athleta for all of 17 minutes....
Colleen Jan 18, 2019 1 min Mom vs. Dad The other day I was driving home from picking up Belle from school and got a call from my husband. Belle asked him to come home early...
Colleen Nov 28, 2018 1 min I don't like saints So catholic school seems to be going really well for Belle (insert eye roll emoji). Today, as we drove home from pick-up she informed me...
Colleen Nov 14, 2018 1 min Toddler brain B: Momma, is Rosie naked in your belly? Me: She is! Isn't that funny? B: Ya. By the way, I need a new flashlight. Probably we should get...
Colleen Nov 14, 2018 1 min It's a fine line, really The other night my daughter was watching me pour a glass of wine.... Belle: That looks like a river. Me: A river of wine? Wouldn't that...
Colleen Oct 22, 2018 1 min Tell me everything you know about bats... It was 3am and Rosie, my youngest, had a steaming hot fever and was ten shades of miserable. She was in bed with my husband and I, but...
Colleen Oct 22, 2018 1 min Casual morning murder So this one time, there was a snake in the pool. Yes, a SNAKE. And I got it out. While also holding Rosie (who is not small) on my hip....
